As we celebrate the kickoff of football season, I reflect upon the following buffoonery that we were somehow allowed to get away with on KDWB circa 1998. My imitation of the yet-to-be retired Pat Summerall in various states of drunkenness hit the air just about every weekend whenever JJ was on. This is the only one I can find:

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[To be fair to my all time favorite TrueValu Hardware spokesperson, It should be noted that Pat had been off the booze for several years at this point.]